This just gets funnier the longer I stare at it.
the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
the future is now
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
I thought I was the only one, OMG.
whyd you only reblog me when youre high